This shot glass is my hairdryer

I am trying to give this guy hairplugs, so I had to prop him up as they dry. Check back in a few days for the completed horror.

R.I.P. Bea Arthur

Sad news, but I guess 86 years is a pretty good run. Times obit:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/04/25/arts/AP-US-Obit-Arthur.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries

Best slip of the tongue in months!

Well, almost as good as "My fellow prisoners...".

PBS news hour. Not Lehrer, but some other guy, asked the a Representative weather it was important for Chrysler to stay afloat, so that "Money has people to spend"!

That's about the size of everything, isn't it?

I once heard a journalist, during the Bush administration, ask his subject about 'our' "Stragedy in Iraq". Chew on them apples, I thought.

Anyone heard anything accurate in the mis-spoke department lately? Comments, please.

The CFO of Freddie Mac commits suicide-yet I am still needed to evaluate department store websites (while wearing a neurofeedback headband & having my eye movements infrared scanned).

Meanwhile, a friend told me that 1,000 people applied to a downtown homeless shelter with 350 (already full) beds-yesterday.

There's no 'may' about it, we live in "interesting times".

Anyway, thanks PBS, for nutshelling it when you mean to, and sometimes when you don't.

On that note, please check out this Bill Moyers episode from last week. 2 Parts:


http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/04172009/watch.html

http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/04172009/watch2.html

It's David Simon, the writer for The Wire, and a former journalist. It oughta make everyone's mouth hang open a little.

Next time, more silly pictures and lighthearted shit.

Soccer Moms, eat your heart out.

I finally finshed my scrapbook, after 2 grueling days of layering assorted adhesives on it. The photos are index prints from my old Wallgreen's CDs, destined for the circular pit. At the last minute, I picked out the ones that 'read' the best at under 1" and mounted them.
The whole scrapbook is 2 1/2" square. I didn't do this very often, so few people will recognize themselves. The ingredients are photos, cardstock, paper, 2 glues, fabric, and acrylic gel. I use a magnifying glass to browse it.

Mourning Period

Bad Kitty! Evil Nurse OJ brought an injured Mourning dove into the alley at about 4:30 this afternoon. He played with it like the asshole he is, strewing feathers all about the alley.This vicious cat will get his just desserts when he is punished with a lion cut later this spring!

3 1/2 hours later, he brought the poor living dove back into our room and attempted to play with it in the area we reserve for pillows!

After the good old manpal had moved the poor bird to a cement planting bed in the backyard, I went out to visit it and decide weather I might be able to take the situation under hand and snap it's poor neck. Hell, no! It looked at me with it's adorable pink head, blinking.

Glenn and Johnathan both insisted that someone should do the horrible deed, out of mercy. I agreed, but it was a battle of meat eater (who should be brave) and vegetarian (who should "care more"). In the end, he went solemnly into the back yard, and I followed. Our dear little friend was gone. I only hope his demise was quick and painless.

Bad Kitty, who still has down in his claws, and will receive only dry food tonight-and is not allowed to sleep with us.

He is Risen!

Sunday last was the 30th anniversary of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence [see history here: http://www.thesisters.org/sistory.html ].

I have never seen the cheap beer store near Dolores park so crowded, and it was fun to pay a woman in an Islamic head scarf for my 12 pack of Tecate.

By the time the Hunky Jesus contest was underway, the entire park was full. We just sat on our asses-hence the lack of any good pictures of the sisters. The contest was preceded by some great bands, mostly punk. As a birthday present, my Manpal wore the ankle length Syrian tunic Glenn and Jonathan gave me. What a trooper.

Here's a naked Jesus escaping the scene.

The most awesome character of the day-guy with vitlaigo and his chinese crested

Seasus

the Spice Jesuses with their Hassidic manager

Brokeback Jesus carrying his morsel of wood

the backdraft of some sisters

Apparently protesters failed to get this event outlawed about 10 years ago. One day the NIMBYs will outlaw all entertainment (except for musicals and the opera) and I will move somewhere cheaper.

Mr. Pickles, RIP?

One recent evening, as I strolled home down 20th, I noticed something wrong in the Mission. Mr. Pickles, beloved mascot of the sandwich shop that bares his name, was standing out, after hours, all alone in the cold. There wasn't even a cable tethering him to a pole or tree.

My instinct was to grab him, to secure him under my arm and squire him home, where I could shelter him until morning and return him to his parents (unharmed, of course). But it was not to be. I was gripped by the fear, and that is what sealed Mr. Pickles' eventual fate. What if the police saw me-what would they think? The worst of course-that I was a crass thief, bent on desecrating this sacred landmark, and not a local heroine at all. I must admit that I am embarrassed by my cowardice. It did not help that he is-or was-constructed of solid wood and looked to be quite heavy.


Now what local color will serve as a foil for my portraits of visitors to our fine neighborhood? The plywood cutout of "Krusty the Clown" over by the high school? I think not. The point is, I guess, that I didn't speak up. I did not act, and for that I will always feel ashamed. That and the fact that the day I shot Eric's portrait was the day that my late camera, after much training, had at last learned to detect and 'expose' evil.



Citizens-particularly you of the Burningman persuasion, be on the lookout for our preserved vegetable idol. I think there is a reward.
Note to owners-please offer a 1/2 sandwich option, even if we must also buy a soup or chips. Not all potential customers can digest an ICBM in one sitting and I, for one cannot save it for later. It would fall not under the category of "leftovers", but that of "used food".

Intruder Alert!

Back when I first moved to SF, the old armory building on Mission was just getting gouged out in preparation for it's metamorphosis into the porn studio it is today. Amongst the items being discarded were these lumberjack-sized cafeteria trays-just perfect for working on art and craft projects. In retrospect, I'm sad that I only grabbed four of them.

On occasion, I do toss one to the manpal, to prevent him from spilling his dinner on nearby fabric. Last night he propped it up out in the alley, rather than handing it back to me. Later in the evening I needed it to sort some beads out.

I was happily getting my shit together when, all of a sudden, this SLUG is crawling into the piles of beads! He must have been exploring the underside of the tray. I just didn't notice Him (Her? It?) until he surfaced-after about 45 minutes!

I'm disappointed in myself for not getting a picture of his journey across the tray, but I panicked, scraped him up, and tossed him gently back into the alley, accompanied by a pile of assorted beads which had become glued to his body by slime.

Call me what you will, but I can't imagine hurting a slug. It would be more icky than saving it, and I just can't get over those cute little horns.

Bon Voyage, Ashley and Chuck!

Chuck is the smaller one. They are leaving for France tomorrow. Hopefully they are ready to go and Chuck has received her USDA approval. Perhaps they will shave her hindquarter and stamp it on in purple ink. I have already warned Ashley to be careful-they do eat rabbits over there-maybe even lop-eared ones. Everyone wish them luck. Light a candle in your Eshu or Elegua spot, if you host one!